1. Raking your nails down his back. Yes, you might feel all 50 Shades when
you do this, but he’s feeling nothing but pain. And maybe a little
embarrassment when the scratch marks are still visible, like a she-tiger
having marked her prey, the next day.
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2. ‘Forgetting’ your underwear. If it’s
just the two of you on a hot date, he may well appreciate your commando
moves. If you’re out with his mates, and the venue is nowhere more
exciting than the local steakhouse, he’s probably wishing you’d covered
up.
3. You’re a harsher director than Stephen Spielberg.
Telling him what you want in bed? Great. Issuing instructions non-stop,
like a critical headmistress? Not so much. There’s a difference between
saying ‘That’s great, maybe a little to the right’ and barking out:
‘Faster. Now slower. Now softer. Now change positions. Now go harder.
Now change positions.’
4. Sexting during the day. Don’t
send him a picture of your boobs during a board meeting. But do send
something suggestive over his lunch break to get him excited for later.
Timing is everything.
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